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Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
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Posted on May 24, 2013 via Kiss Kicker with 28,071 notes
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Posted on May 24, 2013 via Art blog + other things with 80,042 notes
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Posted on May 24, 2013 via Tales of 4chan with 4,646 notes
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Posted on May 24, 2013 via doughnut disco! with 1,940 notes
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I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.
Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.(via left-at-interamna)
Posted on May 24, 2013 via Lucy Quin with 44,584 notes
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)Me:“So, where’s your mom at?”Boy:“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”Me:“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”Boy:“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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Posted on May 24, 2013 via Adventures with a Failed Lobotomy with 35,963 notes
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Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
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Posted on May 24, 2013 via Shipping People Trolling Things with 6,154 notes
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Posted on May 24, 2013 via Jonno vs the internet with 147,170 notes
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Okay so I thought Jensen Ackles couldn’t get any hotter.
How did I not know about THIS ^^^
I waas so completely wrong I just I cant even breathe when i see him with those piercings and tattoos and mohawk and nailpolish and asdfghjkjnbvcfghjkjbhvyufii HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL(via adamsinhell)
whatever the hell i want
